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*seduces u with my report card*

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queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

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  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

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mercuriesrising: kirbyrightbackatya: night-creeping-rascal: kankristhighhighs: In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.  #some people are destined for greatness its always the math teacher who tells you you cant Yes good.
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theseawasspooky: my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

hamsterangst:

when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of

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when my friends are sad i usually just text them pictures of my cat

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surf-the-s-u-n-s-e-t: pink-zebra: globalsoftpirka: foryouistellify: globalsoftpirka: foryouistellify: globalsoftpirka: foryouistellify: globalsoftpirka: thatsqualitystuff: on halloween this guy dressed up as aladdin and glued a carpet to his skaboard and made his way through the halls like this I CAN SHOW YOU THE HAAAAAAAALL SHINING SHIMMERING FLOORTILES TELL ME STUDENTS WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEARTS DECIDE I CAN OPEN YOUR BOOKS TAKE YOU CHAPTER BY CHAPTER IN, BETWEEN CLASS AND AFTER ON A MAGIC CARPET RIDE A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL A NEW FANTASTIC PLACE OF SCHOOL TEACHERS WILL TELL US NO AND WHERE TO GO AND SAY WE’RE BEING SILLY A WHOLE NEW HAAAAAALL I have to reblog this again just for the comments ASDHFKSK I CANT EVEN

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Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

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